Yes, it's time for some more dad jokes. But when Dad loves to sail, the jokes have a slightly different slant. Here's our list of great sailing jokes that only a dad could tell. Yes, they are that cheesy.
So without a delay at the dock, here's our slate of twenty-five groan worthy dad sailing jokes. It's a perfect way to torture the kids in your life.
Sailing Joke #1:
What does a sailor do after every successful catch? Pour yourself a tall glass of port and take a bow.
Sailing Joke #2:
Person 1: “What’s a sailor's favorite card game?”
Person 2: “Is it Go Fish?”
Person 1: “No, it’s Rummy”
Sailing Joke #3:
How do sailors greet other ships at the harbor? They wave.
Sailing Joke #4:
“Where does a sailor go when he gets sick? To the dock”
“I have a PhD so the doc is my peer.”
Sailing Joke #5:
The best dating app for a sailor is Plenty of Fish… Unless you get catfished, then I’d suggest Sea-Harmony.
Sailing Joke #6:
I like my dinner like I like my dates. Tangled in fishnets and flopping around wildly.
Sailing Joke #7:
What should you wear to catch a sailor? Fishnets will get him hooked.
Sailing Joke #8:
Never get into a bar fight with a seasoned sailor. They’ll hit you with a right hook and then tackle before you can even get your sea legs.
Sailing Joke #9:
“When I’m out on the open ocean, I like to tuna the radio, pickerel my favorite station, and snapper along to the music.” “Boy those puns are a stretch.”
“Aw you’re just being crabby.”
Sailing Joke #10:
“Sailing can be quite a colorful process. One time a buddy of mine crashed a blue sailboat into a red sailboat. They were marooned for days.”
Person 2 walks by, looking sea-sick
“I’m feeling positively green!”
“Well don’t be yellow. Take care of yourself before you black out.”
Sailing Joke #11:
Sailing is complicated at first, but schooner or later you’ll get good at it if you practice hard enough.
Sailing Joke #12:
Remember this month there’s a flash sale happening at the boating store. It’s going to be a huge oar deal!
Sailing Joke #13:
Boats can be incredibly expensive to upkeep. That’s why I got mine on sail.
Sailing Joke #14:
It’s hard to make jokes for sailors because they’re often very stern. But, if they like the cut of your jib, they’ll be beaming about you until the bitter end!
Sailing Joke #15:
As a sailor, I’ve never really liked the internet much, there’s too much click-bait. One wrong key stroke while surfing the web and your computer gets the deadliest catch.
Sailing Joke #16:
I need some new clothes as soon as possible. Can’t wait for the Spring Line to drop so I can move forward!
Sailing Joke #17:
What does a sailor use to clean his teeth? Some crest toothpaste and a swig of scope mouthwash!
Sailing Joke #18:
What does a fisherman give his wife on Valentine’s day? ...A bouquet of flounders
Sailing Joke #19:
You know why Noah didn’t fish much on the Ark? …He only had two worms.
Sailing Joke #20:
How do sailors take photos? With a fish-eye lens!
Sailing Joke #21:
“You know how you can tell the difference between a drunken sailor and a hungry sailor?”
“Because one’s got a rumblin’ tummy” “And the other’s got a tumblin’ rummy!”
Sailing Joke #22:
“In the old days, pirates were often addicted to gambling.”
“Why is that?”
Person 1 raises his hand to reveal a hook
“Once you lose your first hand, you’re hooked.”
Sailing Joke #23:
What does a sailor do at a party? He smokes sea weed and drinks Captain Morgans!
Sailing Joke #24:
Why do sailors have the best tales? They keep up with current events!
Sailing Joke #25:
Where do sailors go to wind down after a long day? A sand bar! Where drinks are served in a sea glass.
And now you're loaded up with enough sailor jokes to annoy even the saltiest sailor. And their kids. Choose your favorites and repost on social, but be sure to mention Sailor's Salt!
